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falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

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january:post halloween candy hangover
feburuary:couples halloween
march:almost halloween
april:almost halloween
may:almost halloween
june:almost halloween
july:almost halloween
august:almost halloween
september:basically halloween
october:HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november:still halloween
december:halloween for jesus

plantcreep:

im like really ugly but like in a cool way

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